Hullo. There's an about me and an ask box under this text. Have a nice life.
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…chat messages on tumblr nohelpwhatsoever  

before you tagged me in that, i was like is she talking about me? probably not. get your head out of your ass, olga, not everything is about you.

but here, lemme help you out xD you go to your blog activity page, find the reply you wanted to answer, hover over it

and click the arrow to the right. though i have xkit, i don’t know if it’s like that for just tumblr.

that is what you meant isn’t it?

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I had a similar talk with my younger brother once (way back in the day, when we had money to spare), and he asked me if dad gave me money for good grades, because I always had them, and I got bummed because I never got rewarded in any way because good grades were already expected of me.

#the simpsons     
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Holy crap. I’m a gifset. It’s just me. The whole thing.

Is this it? Is this what “making it” feels like?


#classic alice      #pemberley digital      #chris o'brien      #that commentary is adorable     
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man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets

'commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms'

'excellent. elaborate please'

'all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one canine, as well as one biped sapien. they appear to be… relaxing and eating in a shared space'

'what the fuck'

imagine these guys trying to be really polite about it because for some reason the bipeds really enjoy harboring these strange freeloading carnivores. an alien warlord meeting some diplomat’s cat and being all tentatively like ‘ah… yes. your parasite is remarkably large and complacent. you are no doubt a very well-used host and oh my stars don’t let it touch me no no NO.

#beautiful      #everlasting queue     
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"Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?"
—Lea Grover, "We Don’t Play With Our Vulvas At The Table" (via themindislimitless)
#quote      #sexuality      #everlasting queue     
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#love that she's just carrying around watermelons in her backpack with the specific purpose of bursting them with her thighs      #thunder thighs     
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So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work


I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

#perf      #genitals     
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I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.

#bones      #jesus christ this annoyed the piss out of me      #the way she speaks i mean     
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This just gets funnier the longer I stare at it.

#doctor who      #AH      #everlasting queue     
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Can we talk about how organized Narm's happy page is?

There’s self-help stuff, and boredom stuff, and just smile-worthy stuff.

#personal      #this is life      #cutie     
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lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

Or I can just hate pop music because the majority of it stands for nothing but living your life in a moment with no worries or problems and denying reality. Plus there’s not enough guitars for me.


#oy poor bastard      #everlasting queue     
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do you ever read someone’s opinion about something and just go “okay for the sake of our friendship I’ll just ignore that”

#everlasting queue     
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hearing teachers swear keeps me young

#everlasting queue     
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Wow I think I like Hank Green even more now. He’s funny as hell unscripted, and he’s got inspirational bullying stories.

#personal      #vid      #sourcefed      #hank green      #vlogbrothers      #steve zaragoza      #joe bereta     
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#everlasting queue