twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

orderofthefinnicks:

“You will always be stuck inside of your body, with your consciousness, seeing through the world through your own eyes, but the gift and challenge of your education is to see others as they see themselves, to grapple with this mean and crazy and beautiful world in all its baffling complexity. We haven’t left you with the easiest path, I know, but I have every confidence in you, and I wish you a very happy graduation, despite the circumstances.” [x]

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

(Source: katiebookqueen)

not-you-naan-bread:

tea-for-two-a-tragedy:

laniheartshorses:

mrswallydebacker:

THIS IS MAKING ME EXTREMELY UPSET

THIS MAKES ME SO IMPOSSIBLY HAPPY

how the fuck even…

i got addicted to watching these videos last year so I went through youtube watching every single one uploaded. 

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

i switched my mouse settings and put it to the left of my keyboard and now i don’t know where i am

tran-the-man:

steve-rogerz:

missmystery302:

I don’t know if she is being serious or sarcastic, but it definitely exposes the ignorance that people have these days

are you serious?

oh my god

for the love of god, people, that there is stephen fry in drag (probably doing a sketch or smth), one of the most openly homosexual men ever. he’s an actor, writer, QI host, etc. sorry to brake up your angst fest

(Source: herestoalltheprettywords)